It would be so nice to have a job that pays hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, plus all the perks I can scam for myself, plus access to hawt, firm, youthful flesh ready to service me at the drop of an email. No, you’re not surprised. Yes, Democrats better fix this kind of “oversight” ASAP:

The investigative subcommittee therefore recommends no further investigative or disciplinary proceedings against any person.

IOKIYAR, now, today, forever and until after the Rapture. If you don’t want Elder Statesmen Closet Cases showing up at your teenaged kid’s intern parties and message boards, you should move to China. Or something.

Because it’s irresponsible not to speculate. Just how much “fawning” are we talking abut here?

A source close to former House Clerk Jeff Trandahl told ABC News that Arizona Congressman Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.) was one of a small number of “problem members” of Congress who page program supervisors complained spent too much time socializing with pages, taking them to dinner or sporting events outside of official duties.  Read more 

In the original sense of the word:

In the series of e-mails, obtained by ABC News, from Rep. Foley (R-FL) to the former page, Foley asks the young man how old he is, what he wants for his birthday and requests a photo of him.
The concerned young man alerted congressional staffers to the e-mails. In one e-mail, the former page writes to a staffer, “Maybe it is just me being paranoid, but seriously. This freaked me out.”  Read more