Rush, Bill, Michelle: I have to hand it to you, you’ve pretty much nailed us Progressives as the phonies that we are. I mean, sure, Michael J. Fox really does have Parkinsons, but he only shakes because of his mendacious medication otherwise he’d be rock still like Sitting Bull on Defiant Indian Day. As for Bill O’? Remember the kid who was kidnapped by that weirdo? Well, that dirty little boy was just another example of a pod person, a cipher, a changeling, a phony-baloney-maroni. Yeah, Bill, that boy was having the time of his life with his aw-shucks-buddy, at least when his time wasn’t threatened with his imminent death. The fact that the lad’s family wants you to apologize—not to them but to their son—should not persuade you to do so. Do you know why? Well, this liberal is spilling the beans and sharing a secret: It’s because we’re all phonies. Every single last one of us.  Read more 

Hey! Rush Limbaugh! This one’s for you!

Phony Soldiers Rag

I was at the mall about a week ago
kicking it with some friends
a recruiter came up to me
and told me of a cool new trend
he said, sign up boy, and you will find
the army has changed a lot
this ain’t your grandmother’s army
this one is fucking hot
see, you do not have to be real
to put on a uniform
fake as a three dollar bill
is now the fighting norm
so I smiled a big, fake smile
and pretended that I cared
I made like I had signed up
and then walked right out of there  Read more 

He includes photographs of soldiers who served with him in Iraq.  Read more 

Phonies in Heaven
(a song for Rush Limbaugh)
W/apologies to Eric Clapton & Will Jennings

Would you put me down, if I saw you in heaven?
Would you lay the blame if I saw you in heaven?
I must be wrong to sing this song
’Cuz I know I won’t meet you in heaven  Read more