Pope Benedict XVI bashes creationists...

“This clash is an absurdity because on one hand there is much scientific proof in favor of evolution, which appears as a reality that we must see and which enriches our understanding of life and being as such.”

And climate-change doubters...

"Our Earth is talking to us and we must listen to it and decipher its message if we want to survive,” he said.

Does this mean that John Kerry can have his communion wafers back?