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Sunday evening Christianist porn blogging

So, have you watched it? In a way, this video might as well be porn; the same skanky decor; the same plot that’s only an excuse for a licensed, consequence-free orgy—except, given the Christianist context, it’s all about catharsis through rage and destruction, not release through fucking.

For those who can’t play it:

An Office Space-guy is surfing the net, sees a “X-X-X Girls Girls Girls X-X-X” pop-up on his computer, reels back in horror, grabs—Will Doctor Freud please pick up the white courtesy phone?—a golf-club, and demolishes his computer; ripping the innards out of the computer is lovingly, not to say graphically, illustrated; the flailing and smashing and tearing goes on for several minutes. At the climax, the guy’s boss appears, hands him a cup of coffee, and asks “Porn?” And the guy says “Porn.”

Which would be, I suppose, the money shot. Funny how the male authority figure who comes in at the end hands the guy some hot liquid isn’t it? Doctor Freud? But perhaps I associate too freely.

I’d like to focus on the bizarre theology of the video:  Read more 

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Bush portrait made from cut-up porn mags

And high time, too.

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The Republican Partei of Texas asks:

Why would anyone want to make a picture of our president from pornographic material?”

Why, indeed. One question:  Read more 

Sunday Morning Pr0n

This isn’t safe for work, not one bit.  Read more 

Andrea Mitchell: The Poll Dancer

On Monday, Mrs. Greenspan was full of shit as per usual when she said that most Americans wanted Scooter Libby pardoned. Actually 18% wanted him pardoned according to a CNN poll released that same day, but I guess that is just being a stickler for details.  Read more