presidential debates

Master Debaters

There is so much talent on the intertubes. I wish I’d come up with this, but Joejoejoe gets the credit.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Edwards: Hell no.

Obama (staff): We’ve chosen not to attend.

FOX: Two ’No’s. Sen. Clinton are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: I am going to the other debates.

FOX: But are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: I’m in it to win it.

FOX: Our debate?

Clinton: I’m having a conversation with America.

FOX: …in our debate?

Clinton: Reply hazy, try again.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: Ask again later.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: Concentrate and ask again.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: Better not tell you now.  Read more