Phil?
Yes John.
We're not going to Oxford tomorrow are we?
No we're not John.
Even if the deal is done?
Nope.
Good, I never could spell Mississippi.
It isn't a spelling bee, John, it's a debate.
Oh, so why did we cancel Phil?
So you could look presidential John.
Good, I like it when I look presidential. How we gonna do that Phil?
You're going to Washington. You'll see the President, you'll take some meetings and you'll make statements showing your leadership and strength.
Great, I can't wait. Got those statements, the ones where I'm a great leader showing great strength?
I'll try to find you some, and I'll bring them to you.
Oh, okay. Anything else?
No, we're done.

There is so much talent on the intertubes. I wish I'd come up with this, but Joejoejoe gets the credit.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Edwards: Hell no.

Obama (staff): We've chosen not to attend.

FOX: Two 'No's. Sen. Clinton are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: I am going to the other debates.

FOX: But are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: I'm in it to win it.

FOX: Our debate?

Clinton: I'm having a conversation with America.

FOX: ...in our debate?

Clinton: Reply hazy, try again.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: Ask again later.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: Concentrate and ask again.

FOX: Are you coming to our debate?

Clinton: Better not tell you now.