Tee Hee and Hallelujah! Vitter Staying On in Senate!
Just breaking on CNN so no link yet, but Sen. David "Ho Luv" Vitter got us all excited by announcing he was going to make a statement, and then instead of a resignation it turned out to be a Huggies moment wherein he "regretted mistakes" or some such horseshit, then said he was staying so he could work on a pet issue...
...drumroll...wait for it....
...a water conservation bill of some sort.
Now I am as much in favor of water conservation as the next person but if you've already been cited on Jay Leno for having a diaper fetish, is this really the subject you want to bring up first thing?
Excuse me, I must reach for this soft cotton object to wipe away the tears. My, how soft and absorbent this object is!
UPDATE: Link to New Orleans Times-Picayune story now available here



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