Some Suggestions For Other Republicans In The Wake Of The Romney Speech
Now that Governor Mitt Romney has given his speech on his much maligned (by the generic Republican voter) fault - Mormonism, might I suggest some topics for the other Republican candidates?
Rudy Giuliani: Fidelity
Fred Thompson: Narcolepsy
Tom Tancredo: Xenophobia
John McCain: Anger Managment
Duncan Hunter: Obscurity
Ron Paul: Over Simplicity
Mike Huckabee: Rapture Ministry
What a great field of candidates they have!
Times sub "rock hard" for "taut" Giuliani's "pleasing [verbal] whaps"!
In Atlanta, Debbie Lange said she was no rock-hard Republican.
But Times stenographer Michael Powell, apparently, is. "Rock hard," at least.
Because nobody appeals to the bedwetters like Bernie Kerik's boss:
“We haven’t seen the last of all the horrible things that could happen to us,” she said, her voice becoming a whisper. “I want someone who could look the worst in the face when it happens.”
Er, yikes! And, naturally, the high school clique-level political "reporters" at the world's greatest newspaper (not!) are already starting to turn Rudy's narcissistic authoritarianism into a lovable character foible. The narcissism:
Mr. Giuliani’s brow furrowed. He began talking about the grand, bipartisan, four-president-long effort to put a man on the moon. Such an achievement “needs someone with a driving personality who can get it done.”
He smiled, almost to himself [Sigh...]. “And I’ve got the candidate who can get it done,” he said.
He took two steps, leaned toward her and pointed at his chest [Sigh...]. He mouthed [Oh my!] a single word:
“Me.”
Oh my goodness! Me. Me. Me. Me. And the authoritarianism:
How About a Swastika Flag Over Jerusalem?
'Cause to me that'd be about the same.
Rudy by Rudy: The Winger's Worst Nightmare
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