Dildo Freedom now available in Texas. Good on you kids for joining the 15th century. Check out that whole “no slaves” concept, it works up here. Anyway, enough of slamming TX, lots of good people down there and I’m glad they are all free to reach orgasm in the comfort of their own home. “People complained” about a woman selling sex toys (and lame, bougie ones, at that) but nevermind the strip clubs or adult magazine shops that are all over the place? Hmmm. But I’m glad I found this link to the older story about her arrest. Someone finally said plainly what this is all about:

Gloria Gillaspie, a pastor at Lighthouse Church in Burleson, said she has met and counseled some women who had talked to Webb about the products she sold.

“It was causing problems with their marriages,” she said

Translation: some women had discovered how to orgasm, and their husbands didn’t like that, because they were inadequate as husbands. And Jesus didn’t seem to have much to say on the matter that was helpful. Thou Shall not Use a French Tickler?  Read more