Victory! The Ragheads are done for, it’s clear.

(CBS/AP) The Pentagon has released a transcript of a military trial at Guantanamo Bay which says that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, a suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, has confessed to a leadership role in that attack and a string of others.

“I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z,” Mohammed is quoted as saying in a statement that was read Saturday at a session of his military trial.

I didn’t know they said “A to Z” in Arabic. But anyway, I’ll give him this much: he lasted four years of waterboarding, beatings, bad hairband metal blaring and buckets for toilets before breaking. That’s tough. At this rate, it’ll take us 10,000 years to win our Eternal Victory over the Towelheads.