High on the long list of "people I can't figure out why they'd be Republicans anyway" (which includes of course women, patriots, Christians, Jews, lovers of the Constitution, patriots, supporters of the military, carbon-based life forms, etc.) gay folks have to be near the very top. How self-hating do you have to be?

Pretty goddam self-hating indeed, and not too bright besides according to this LA Times piece. And I left Whiny-Ass-Titty-Babies off the list above, which turns out to be an oversight:

In recent days, gay political staffers and activists have expressed anger with Foley.

"Thanks a lot, Mark," said Catania, the District of Columbia councilman. "You weren't any help to us when you were in the closet, and you've really hurt us now. Read more…