Teabagger/Access Blogger All-Star Celebrity Death Cage Match

The escalating fauxtroversy between teabagging Republicans and prog-blogging Democrats reminds me of nothing so much as Mr. Asshole Creepozoid Drunk and Mrs. I'm-Better-Than-You Enabler throwing the dishes at each other because Mr. Drunk tore the side off the garage with the junker Mrs. Enabler loaned him the money to buy so's he could get to work after he totalled The Family Car. Yay!

Actually, it's worse:

They're fighting it out through their kidz -- Dumb Ass and Cinnamon Latte.

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A generation's worth of wealth got looted by the top 0.01% between LBJ and Obama, with Bush/Obama fencing the goods -- although Hank, Timmy, and Ben sure helped -- and Obama closing the door and shutting up shop. Hooray for our side! They can get us on the teebee!

Funny how neither side's talking about health care policy right now, isn't it?

And funny how when the recess begins, the FKDP's pissant "public option" force-the-peasants-to-buy-junk-insurance and cash in 'til 2013 so-called plan is going to end up positioned as somehow on the left, isn't it? All things work together for good!

[Reach me that bucket, wouldja, hon?]

I need a meeting. Where the hell can I find one?

NOTE Yeah, hippies. Also hippies.

UPDATE Headline tweaked.