Just breaking on CNN so no link yet, but Sen. David "Ho Luv" Vitter got us all excited by announcing he was going to make a statement, and then instead of a resignation it turned out to be a Huggies moment wherein he "regretted mistakes" or some such horseshit, then said he was staying so he could work on a pet issue...
...drumroll...wait for it....
...a water conservation bill of some sort.
Now I am as much in favor of water conservation as the next person but if you've already been cited on Jay Leno for having a diaper fetish, is this really the subject you want to bring up first thing?
Excuse me, I must reach for this soft cotton object to wipe away the tears. My, how soft and absorbent this object is!
UPDATE: Link to New Orleans Times-Picayune story now available here
Oh, the gift that keeps on giving. The slogans just write themselves: "Vitter: You Can Depends On Him!" "Have a Huggie With Dave!" And the press conference questions, like: "Senator, do you feel your problems may come from leading an overly pampered life?"
I give him a week, tops. Then Gov. Mary Landrieu, D LA, appoints his replacement.
Hee hee. :)
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Well, fish rodeos have always been my favorite water sport
And it stands to reason that you can't have water sports without water.
Let's be reasonable, here, people.
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
"Diaper Davey"
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Via alert reader frags trolls over at TPM.
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
That crime is in the past now
What a dope. Palfrey's gonna play him like flute... And Flynt's gonna nail him... Well, know where I'm going.
I just got an email from Flynt's investigator. He can't comment, of course, on what he and Flynt are going to do now, but Vitter's denial of any NO hooker action (too freaking funny - he leaves the giant gaping question of DC hookers open) has got to piss Flynt off. Hopefully it does.
And during every Senate debate Dem Sen's can say, "I'd like to thank my distinguished colleague and friend of Senator Vitter..." He IS the GOP senate now.
Maybe Vitter can obtain secondary virginity?
I understand that's a popular doctrine in Christianist
circles.
Or perhaps a special dispensation from Mullah Dobson?
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
In the famous words of Lenny Bruce re Dispensationalism:
"Christ died for our sins. Dare we render his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
:)