"How convenient!"

Front page, top left column in The Times, driving Eightgate below the fold.

Why does the Grey Lady always revert to the girl who just can't say No, when fed a story like this?

NOTE Not to mention there's no reason to give the "confession" any credence at all, since it was taken under torture. And the backstory is simply to legitimize the so-called tribunals set up under the MCA. Feh. No doubt the Cheetohs-stained ones are circlejerking themselves into insensibility over this, so I feel compelled to say something. Transparently bogus as this clearly is.

UPDATE As CD asks, does anybody know whether this could possible be a translation from Arabic?

"I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z"

I mean, Arabic reads right to left, so it would really be Z to A, right? Not to mention they use an entirely different script, not derived, like our own, from the Phoenician-to-Greek alpha, beta...