The dating is the hardest part


Esquire.com did a piece highlighting the “The Five Worst Online Dating Video Profiles.”

#1 on their list was a video by “Sam,” whose myspace page features a response to Esquire.

In his latest video, it seems he’s, um, prospecting in our neighborhood.

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It used to be called 'grok' - you don't even have to love

This guy wants someone else - a woman - to be a proxy for some other affection than her. This is just the narcissistic version of the borderline personality.

The fact that this guy has rejected the critique that has been offered to him, and has taken his quest to the next level, is diagnostically relevant.

oh, noes!!!1!

i can’t even think of what to say to this. we’re in esquire mag with this guy?

…i need to go stick my head in an oven now. “must be petite, must have red hair?” wow, i’ve totally failed, haven’t i? ok, i guess every post from now on will contain “basic principles of feminism for people who want to pretend/consider themselves liberals/progressives.”

Sam: lesson #1. female humans who menstruate, vote, and can legally have sex with men/women over 18 are called women. “girls” refers to the littler, illegal kind. remember too that upon entering the “womanish” age, they may also own guns, and drive cars, with which if they lean republican, they will use to run you down when you piss them off. you live in NY, so you may not know that.

thanks for reading corrente. wow, i’m so glad i really do believe that “there’s no such thing as bad PR.”

lol

I remember this video, it was hilarious because of the OBSESSION with red hair. To “replace” someone that was close to him. You’d think he would stop mentioning the creepy part about replacing someone, but hey. I wonder if he checks if they are real headheads or can hair dye make him a happy dude.

(For the record, he was an internet hit over a year and half ago, way to go Esquire…)

man...

Doesn’t it suck to be so desperate that you are an internet legend? I really feel bad for this guy…

Sammy boy...

… you need to maybe loosen up a bit on those life partner requirements, methinks.
downstreamer

An equally embarrassing personal ad...

…by wingnut welfare recipient Todd Seavey.

I particularly liked his question about whether the potential applicant “cries sometimes for no reason, or for reasons you can’t ’put into words’”.

Which naturally led me to speculate how many times Todd had heard the sound of weeping coming from the other side of the bed.

Oh, snap, Jennifer! n/t

[x] Any (D) in the general. [ ] Any mullah-sucking billionaire-teabagging torture-loving pus-encrusted spawn of Cthulhu, bless his (R) heart.

The Wingnut Blogger of Fleet Street!

SadlyNo titled one of their posts “Attend to the tale of Seavy, Todd” where they tore this guy to shreds, as usual. Laughed my ass off, as usual.

It dawns on me

This guy must actual read these post, or why mention corrente in his YT video.

Dude, seriously, it’s ok if you have these creepy thought IN YOUR HEAD about finding an exact replacement for the past gf, but just keep it in your head, not broadcast publicly on the internet.

You’re probably a really nice guy and just have a mild case of Asberger’s but no women want to hear about your dead girlfriend and how you found love once before.