Who will win: Gisele Bundchen and Her Ass of Glory...

...or Pope Ratzenführer and God's Glorious Golden Murder Weapon Deluxe?*

Let's see: some fangy old man who says you will burn in hell if you protect yourself from STDs versus the unfettered pragmatism of an Amazon Queen who is the Aphrodite du jour, a manifestation of generative seduction blossoming from the fundamental core of Nature Herself...gosh, I don't know who to listen to anymore.

Stay tuned...

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Image of a Goddess from here.

Image of Pope from here.

Via Huffington Post.

*Seriously, it's like walking around with a wood chipper whenever you want to talk about the movie Fargo.

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UPDATE: Some guy tried to hitch a ride on the Popemobile.

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