The Width of Your Stance
(sung to an obscure little folk song by Bob Dylan called “Blowing in the Wind”)

How many stalls must a man stand in
Before you start tapping your leg?
Yes, n how many knees must a man fall on
Before he stops having to beg?
Yes, n how many times must we knock on the wall
Before you know a heart wags?
The answer is in the width of your stance
The answer’s the width of your stance

How much TP must a man pick up
From a notorious bathroom floor
Yes, n how many men must one man have
Before they call him a whore?
Yes, n how many thrusts will it take till he knows
That he’d really like a few more
The answer is in the width of your stance
The answer’s the width of your stance

How many years can a bathroom exist
Before it calls it a day?
Yes, n how many years can desire persist
Before it’s allowed to go make hay?
Yes, n how many times can a man give head
To another man who just isn’t gay?
The answer is in the width of your stance
The answer’s the width of your stance

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The Truth Shall Blow You Free

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