There is no problem with guns that cannot be solved with more guns
Because it's all about the children!
And not, ya know:
1. A new market for gun makers
2. More funding for the NRA to open new markets for the gun makers
3. More funding for commentators to defend the NRA's right to open new markets for the gun makers
4. More funding for trainers to teach the janitors to use the NRA's products
5. More jobs for Rent-a-Cops
Tell me it's not a great country!