Fat Tony goes on TV:

[Scalia] said unelected judges have no place deciding politically charged questions when the Constitution is silent on those issues.

The three words?

Bush.

v.

Gore.

Shit, Bush v. Gore was a “Good for One Time Only” ticket to the White House for Inerrant Boy! So, was the Constitution silent, or not? Only Fat Tony knows for sure.

UPDATE On reflection, I wasn’t Civil enough to Justice [cough] Scalia. I didn’t mean to say “Fat Tony.” I meant to say, “Tony, You Fat Fuck!”

There.

Now I feel better. After all, to a Christian, being a fat fuck is no big deal.