Marine slang: A clusterfuck was any group of Marines big enough to draw enemy fire, or several Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round. More generically, a clusterfuck was something that was all screwed up, i.e. "That blocking operation was a giant clusterfuck!" Whenever three or more CAP Marines gathered in the open, talking or working on something, somebody was sure to call out "clusterfuck!" and one or more guys would walk away. (Capmarine.com)
Clearly, Bush's war of choice in Iraq is "all screwed up"; that makes it a clusterfuck by definition. However, the term is even more a propos. Tactically, Bush's war of choice in Iraq is a clusterfuck. The analogy to "Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round" is clear. In Vietnam, "in the open" meant being exposed in the rice paddies or jungles. In Iraq, "in the open" means (1) urban warfare where (2) troops (and contractors) must be supplied by trucks which (3) are not armored thereby making them vulnerable to (4) the "incoming rounds" of IEDs placed along the roadside. Nice work, Inerrant Boy. (And the resonance to the words of Matthew 18:19, "wherever two or three are gathered together," is heartbreaking.) NOTE: A tip of the Ol' Corrente Hat to the man in the grey turtleneck for mainstreaming the word "clusterfuck" when applied to Bush's war of choice in Iraq.
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Hilarious>
Just read at MSNBC this "breaking news":
Iraqi journalist throws shoes at Bush
Video: An Iraqi journalist threw two shoes at President George W. Bush, but the president ducked.
Too bad he ducked.
And throwing a shoe is really, really bad in Iraq
Think about what shoes walk in.
I don't think you're even supposed to expose the soles of your shoes, let alone throw them.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
Throwing shoes
is the least thing I'd want done to him, but that poor journalist (because he's in for it now) represented all of us when he did that.
Georgie sure wasn't drinking. Reflexes were too darn good there. I hope he realizes just what the Iraqi people, the world, think of him.
There's your legacy. Wost President Ever.
2012:
President Jeb Bush invades Iraq to avenge shoe-attack on his brother.
Al-Jazeera video of Bush ducking flying shoes
I'm surprised how long it took the damn Secret Service to apprehend him.
If only Bush had reacted to
Richard Clarke's warnings -- or Katrina -- like that!
"This is a farewell kiss, you dog!"
Why doesn't the youtube clip show up in my post?
It shows up when I use the preview button above the comment box (the "eye"), but not when I posted the comment - what did I do wrong?
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Much better, thank you!
"This is a farewell kiss, you dog!" was in reference to this: