He's tall, he's smooth, and he's way better looking than his 'brother.' If I were a lonely TSA screener, I'd pull him out of line and whisk him to the front like a celebrity too. Although, I hope it was one of the TSA's more masculine types. Jus sayin. OTOH, I developed an instant crush on him when I met him in DC, so I totally understand how a SecurityGal could fall for him.

Humor aside, whiskey tango foxtrot? Are good looks the newest security clearance standard? Does the smooth swish of a well rounded derriere do the trick? What about bedroom eyes?

TSA is a fucking joke, a boondoggle for loyalists and airport contracting houses of corruption, an Orwellian nightmare to keep citizens cowering and afraid. And everyone hates it. Democrats want a "feel good" winner of an issue to run with next fall? Here's one. Fix this shit and people everywhere will love you.