“Dubya (Go Away Today)” performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

(to the tune of the Jonathan Edwards hit “Sunshine”)

Dubya said “Dear Father, Lord,

I’m done with cocaine clowning

In your name, I’ll use the waterboard

So POWs think they’re drowning

Working stiffs’ll

Bear the burden of

Tax breaks for the rarified

Karl Rove’ll make me

Puppet head

And help me keep the people terrified

How much does it cost?

I’ll spend it

The Bill of Rights is lost

Who’ll defend it?

I couldn’t even run my own state

So I’ll try ten times five”

Dubya! Dubya, I wish your momma loved you more

And little Oedipres was nurtured

Your war on terra is so juvenile

Your logic, like your prisoners, tortured.

You say pre-emptive war is fair

And it’s roses they’ll be throwin’

No doubt when you nuke Iran

Fox News reviews’ll be glowin’

But how much does it cost?

He’ll spend it

The Bill of Rights ain’t lost.

Let’s defend it

He couldn’t even run his own state

I’ll be damned if he’ll run mine.

Dubya! Dubya go away today

It’s time the dim son was settin’

Leave before those voices in your head

Say God says “Bring on Armageddon”

Be sure to show some love to “Sunshine” singer-songwriter Jonathan Edwards and his lawyers — by buying the original recording.