“Wish You Were Gore,” performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

(to the tune of the Pink Floyd song “Wish You Were Here”)

Oh, why can’t everyone tell

A statesman from a thug

Who’s got our telephones bugged

A frat boy who took drugs

Who Lays down with thieves

The one who deceived

About the Dubya MDs

How did you get us to trade

Our heroes for shrubs

Democrats for Repubs

A stain we never could scrub

A living, breathing oil spill

How did we reject

Surplus safety net

For nine trillion in debt

How I wish

How I wish you were Gore

It’s been two lost terms swimming in cesspool

Of malfeasance and shame

Trashing all of the Bill of Rights

And starting losing fights

With pre-emptive war

Wish you were Gore

Be sure to show some love to Pink Floyd and their lawyers by buying the original recordings. By the way, which one’s Pink?