every other sentence is a rewrite of history, a lie, or ponyspeak.

Seriously, beyond just that little gem the entire thing reads like it belongs in a tabloid. Newsweek really has lowered its standards beyond the normal dreck that is most US journalism.

i really like how the 'most storied marriage' and how it's 'going to play out on the world stage' gets talked about first, before he mentions that oh yeah, btw, she knows a few world leaders.

where he compares Bill Clinton to John Wayne Bobbit -- we've now moved beyond using castration as a metaphor, and are now using literal examples.

to scare the bejeebus out of a lot of these guys. And I say, "More power to you, Hill. You're my girl."

arrogant losers just about sums up the entire NewsWeek masthead

"They're baaaack!!!" has always been from the angle of "they won't go away," as if it has been decided by societal decree that they can no longer be active in politics.

If I was Chelsea, I'd never read anything with the word "Clinton" in it. I'd have looked 60 by the age of 20 from all of the stress.

This piece was particularly egregious being that the primary campaign has been over for what, like half a year now? lol

Just in case Jonathan's stellar writing isn't the last instance of unrepentant misogyny pushed by the media, the WMC does have an online form to submit other examples.

I do hope they'll concur with my considered judgment that Mr. Alter should go fuck himself.

Just ask Somerby.