Sun, 05/27/2007 - 9:33am — lambert
Outsource the jobs to Attorneys in India
71% (5 votes)
Offer them $40,000 signing bonuses
0% (0 votes)
Offer them $40,000 signing bonuses, and throw in some Clenis porn from Jerry Falwell
0% (0 votes)
Offer them hookers from Shirlington Limo
14% (1 vote)
Trade the existing attorneys to the RNC for players to be named later
14% (1 vote)
Total votes: 7

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Maybe if we started trolling the Christianist
Academies. Hey, some of the high schoolers are doing great in the NBA!
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
Piece of cake. Just find
Piece of cake. Just find the saddest, most pathetic simulacrum of a mediocrity, somebody whose sole security and livelihood is his ability to grovel and eat shit, somebody who actually admires AG AG for his Stepnfetchit routine. It's never failed for them yet, as there's no shortage of suitable GOP toadies if you lower the standards. Think Regent.
Republicans don't consider $40,000 to be real money.
It'd have to be at least a hundred grand signing bonus to entice them.
More liberal media at The Sideshow.
More liberal media at The Sideshow.
Oh, right
I was working off the $40,000 signing bonus for the troops they can't recruit either, but then the troops are little people, right? What was I thinking...
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi