Where would we be without "Clinton Fatigue"?

If there’s one thing you have to respect, it’s “Clinton Fatigue.”

Prioritizing that important issue helped us, as The Onion noted, end our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity.

So, in this tightly contested race, with Hillary Clinton having about a 50% chance of being our nominee, be sure to tell as many people as you can that this is a respectable and sensible concern.

With the threat that peace and prosperity might break out again under the name “Clinton,” make sure you remind people of what a transformative politican’s wife once said: “Just say no!”