Who will Bush nominate as Wolfie's replacement?

John Bolton
60% (6 votes)
Donald Rumsfeld
0% (0 votes)
Harriet Meiers
10% (1 vote)
Jenna Bush
10% (1 vote)
Barbara Bush ("Babs")
10% (1 vote)
Barney the White House Dog
10% (1 vote)
Total votes: 10

Comments

Actually,

I don't have a fucking clue. Could be Monica Goodling for all I know. What goes on in that mind is a complete mystery.

well

being the only other voter so far,i know who vicki voted for...

I demand more candidates

Tommy Thompson

Fred Thompson

Grace Thompson. My grandmother, and she's, well, not only 107 but dead, but damn that woman was good with money and would be great for the post. Anybody know a good psychic?

Jolie Berman

Bill Clinton

Barney. Either Fife or the dog; I know one is not only fictional but also dead and the other is a dog but...your point?

Shin Chan. He's both fictional and animated but his greatest skill is enthusiastic pooping, so I consider him definitely in contention in this administration. Plus they like Asians.

And you didn't clarify whether "Barbara Bush" meant the person more often refered to as "Tonica" (sister of Jenna) or their grandcrotchdropper of the Beautiful Mind. Not, I suppose, that it matters much.

How about...

Roland, the headless Thompson gunner?

www.vastleft.com

It's a swap

Wolfowitz to Attorney General, Gonzalez and a player to be named later to World Bank. Cheney sez if you don't like it to go fuck yourself...

...for the rest of us

"A Player To be named later"

Brilliant configuration, Dr. Sardonicus.

And there are so many of them, players, I mean, aren't there? More than we can probably even name NOW, quite probably.

I wish we could get this idea into the White House, especially Gonzales to the World Bank; they are just crazy enough to try it, and then, maybe, just maybe, their madness would finally be made sufficiently manifest for even our benighted SCLM to get it.

Narrowing it down

Who's the least qualified and doesn't believe that the World Bank should even exist?

Barney the White House Dog, no question

Plus, Barney can't lick his own comb--he needs someone to hold the comb for him. So there's a role for the World Bank board, as well. I'd say it's a win-win situation!

No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

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