Typed in from the Guardian, week of 11/16/2007:

A governmental audit of the Ronald Reagan presidential library and museum has failed to account for 80,000 to 100,000 items of White House memorabilia. Auditors the disapperances from the complex in Simi Valley, near Los Angeles, indicated the “near universal” breakdown of security.

Hey, freedom’s untidy!

Reminds me, actually, of Rummy looting the 9/11 site for memorabilia (which is a felony for which others have been prosecuted). Nobody called him on it. Of course, they’re entitled. (Additional lyrics by MJS, art by farmer here).