Why Won't That Stupid Git Give Up Already?

Ohio. Texas. Indiana. Pennsylvania.
Obama LOST THEM ALL.
Why is he still in the race?

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But he won Alaska!

He’s changing the map! Yes, he also lost NJ, FL, MA, and CA, but watch those deep red states he won caucuses in turn into bright blue beams of light (see: The One’s website for imagery—and policy proposals!).

I can’t believe he is actually going to steal the damn nomination and seal our fate as a party this GE. Someone wake me up from this horrible nightmare!

He also lost California and Massachusetts

The biggest prize in the Electoral College and the bluest state in the Union.

” … we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender …”- Winston Churchill

Cause the Dems are suicidal

Obama is the Dems Jonestown Kool-Aid.

Keep Pounding that Table

If you do it loud enough, maybe someone important will listen.

Man, It's Like the Obots Want Me to Stay Home this November

Feel the unity!

And the first one to threaten me with Roe v. Wade can go fuck himself. Whether Obama wins the presidency or not, the Democrats are going to control the Senate. So if they say I have to vote for Obama or else I’m going to get more wingnut judges, then I think it’s only fair to ask why a body controlled by Democratic Senators would let McCain control my body. And if they would do that, why should I bother voting Democratic in Congressional elections.

He won Hawaii

He won Hawaii

Hillary won Florida and Michigan

“The great divide in this country is not by race or even income, it’s by those who think they are better than everyone else and think they should play by a different set of rules,” —Bill Clinton

Don't Forget

That the Obama crowd says he has a chance to carry Colorado but they’re willing to lose Ohio, Florida, possibly Michigan and risk Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and even California.

But by God there’s a chance at Colorado.

Changing the map.

Changing the map to...

Colorado.

But by God there’s a chance at Colorado.

But there is skiing in Colorado. And white people ski. So if Obama can carry Colorado, it means that he appeals to white people.