Glad to see that riff taking off.
I think we started it, but the real geniuses behind that it are the originators of "George Felix Allen." Drove the man crazy, apparently, or should I say crazier.
And the nice thing about the whole "Be sure to always call them by their wussy full names" gag?
It makes Republican candidates sound like they should be on an FBI "Most Wanted" poster.
Which is only appropriate, since the Bush regime is a criminal regime, and they are all guilty of aiding and abetting it. Each and every one of them, especially the Moderate
Republicans, who melt like warm turds in the rain whenever they're called on to act out of principle instead of following Dear Leader.
NOTE 1 Oh, and it's John Sidney McCain. Snicker.
NOTE 2 Paradoxically, there's also a slight, lingering flavor of aristocratic WASPiness about these middle names--"Sidney," "Willard." So, mocking them is yet another way to destroy the anti-Democratic value of deference.
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now, now, lambert
if we can't call obama "hussein," it's just not right to call St. Straightalker "sidney." snicker. ahem, we're above all that.
ok, we're not and i don't care. what a wussy name. i'm glad obama shares names with a real strongman and criminal mastermind who has escaped capture by the most powerful MIC in the world. it's clear which party has the more manly candidates.
I see your point, CD
But it didn't work for them with Barack Obama (which is a point in his favor, actually, if he's got that kind of teflon).
Are you saying we should be fair? Snicker.
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Mahatma Gandhi
lb, you know my only motto in politics right now
"all's fair in love and war."
i love my country, and we're at war. so there you go. fun with it: St. Sidney it is, and if he lacks the teflon obama has, well, it's just more proof of his lack of manliness. snicker.
A few more fun middle names
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani III (The Third)
Michael Dale Huckabee (fuck with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park)
Newton Leroy Gingrich (with a name like Newton, it's got to be good)
Michael Charles Smith (Level 3 sex offender)
Thomas Gerard Tancredo
Samuel Dale Brownback
John Herman Cox
Duncan Lee Hunter
Ronald Ernest Paul
Tommy George Thompson
Also for the Dems:
Maurice Robert Gravel
Johnny Reid Edwards
Ix-nay on the Urge-say.
"A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead
Tancredo's middle name is Gerard?
like that French actor, Depardieu?
Whoa...
"We are killers. But today, we choose not to kill." Capt. James Kirk
No rendirse, muchachos! -- William Barrett Travis, 1836
We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0
1 John 4:18
Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Obama
That's how I suggest we name Barack Obama. Make it go over the top so that people see how ridiculous this crap actually is.
Maybe that should be Barack Saddam Hussein Madrassah Osama Obama.
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