Over at Glenn's Place, I was directed to Balloon Juice for this list of questions for the GOP candidates. It helped dispel the gloom, if only for a minute, and reminded me of how silly the Republican Dominionists, Torturers, and Authoritarians really are:

1.) "Would you have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?"

2.) "If lowering taxes results in increased revenues then would lowering taxes to zero result in infinite revenues?"

3.) "If you had a time machine, would you travel back in time and abort Bin Laden?"

4.) "Would you torture and kill Jesus to ensure mankind’s salvation? And how does that work?"

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5.) "If Russia entered Turkey from the rear would Greece help?"

6.) For Rudy specifically: "How many alimony checks does the sanctity of marriage cost?"

Read the comments, too. All good for some comic relief.

Now stop fooling around and get back to torturing the brown people, providing amnesty for the telecoms, censuring the DFH's at MoveOn, and yelling at Congressman Stark.