I’m mean, bad and wrong. I’m disrespectful. I’m ignorant, and vain.

But the fact is, and will remain no matter how much I suck: John McCain is Olde.

I just lurved the comments at this post. Heh.

You just wait, I’ve been and am and will be “an outlier.” When you people are all passe and out of the loop b/c no one cares about the…um, Fall of Valinor, people will say, “CD was talking about how lame he was Back in the Day!”

Come join me. /arrogant toss of golden blonde upon high cheekbone that stirs penises/