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Your Heroic Military: Back to Africa Edition

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Gack. Your military, brought to you by Bush and Rummy. Pam has the details. Time for this gay negress to hit the garden and breathe some fresh air.

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Submitted by scarshapedstar on

"Now let me ask you a question, Andrew. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, 'Gay nigger storage'?"

But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists!!

But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists!!

Submitted by xan (not verified) on

Free speech and 1st Amendment devotee that i am I will defend to the death "Marcia"'s right to spout homophobic/racist banter all she likes. But does that have to extend to using public resources--like that ".mil" address and the server and access resources paid for with taxpayer funds which it requires, not to mention that the use of same suggests she was on the job at the time of writing and sending?

And sheesh..."adois"? More literate bigots, please. One has adequately advertised one's level of ignorance and immaturity in the body of the post; there is no need to confirm it with bilingual misspellings in the signoff.

CD, I won't ask where you found this or who the recipient of this impolite brushoff might have been. But can I say I just hope it wasn't somebody applying for a job as an Arabic or Farsi or Pashtun or other rare-language translator. Not, alas, that it would surprise me if it were. Gotta keep them "gay morals" out of the military, along with a lamentable number of other sorts.

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Submitted by leah on

I have never seen a more persuasive example of the way in which racism and hatred of gayness (I almost wrote gaiety, which could work there, too, the hatred of other peoples pleasures)are parallel impulses and take similar societal forms.

Did you pick up that Marcia is Native American?

Love the way you framed it, CD.

Every blog should put up one of those emails on their front page.

I've already taken my shower this morning, but I feel like I need another one.

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Submitted by MJS on

Gay Voodoo Limbo Tango Wango

sunday night in the city of sin--my django, oh baby
sunday night and i'm crawlin along--my django, oh baby
all alone since my baby left me--my one and only django
all alone till i found a little club
i ducked inside
i made to die
but i came alive
i came alive

some girl, she was on the floor
she made them devil eyes
lit the night
she was africa
she moved her body
just like africa
dropped my gender i.d. into a bin
got on the dance floor, started shakin'

say goodbye to django
wango tango
say goodbye to django
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
say goodbye to django
wango-wango my baby django
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
wango-wango, limbo tango with me

c'mon baby, shake off the rust
dance like a tribal chieftain
all covered with dust
shake your gay ass
let go of fear
come on baby, dance over here
ooohhh! man you're queer
ooohhh! we're in africa
juicy lucy, mother of all
we're dancin' in africa
we're havin' a ball
say goodbye, say adieu
goodby django
hello...hello...wait for it...
hello: gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
shake it
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
shake it baby, shake it
everybody be alive
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango all night

some girl, she was on the floor
she made them devil eyes
lit the night
she was africa
she moved her body
just like africa
i dropped my gender i.d. into a bin
i got on the dance floor, started shakin'

say goodbye to django
wango tango
say goodbye to django
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
say goodbye to django
wango-wango my baby django
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango
wango-wango, limbo tango with me

gay voodoo limbo tango-wango-wango
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango-wango
shake it and bake it and don't never fake it
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango-wango
gay voodoo limbo tango-wango-wango

what's that?
django's on the phone?
django who?

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